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I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

If I died right now, I’d be pretty damn upset that I wasted my whole life thinking of all the great things I plan to do. I just want to go out and live right now in the moment and let the great things come to me.

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Anonymous said: *BOOPS YOUR NOSE* You’ve been booped. Pass this along to as many blogs as you want as a way of letting them know that you’re thinking about them and that you hope things are going well for them and if things aren’t that they have someone cheering them on and sending them happy thoughts. Let’s try to keep this going and spread some positivity during these rough times!

you dun good

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sex-drugs-annd-alcohol said: Just followed you on Instagram. ^~^

thanks pal!
(sorry if this was from 238937843298 months ago)

everyone else follow me on instagram, i’m always following new people too :]

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felicianohasthecreepypasta said: I think that your blog is HILARIOUS and I love it! You are awesome.

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When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.